A perfectly-timed release from Muddy Summers & the Dirty Field Whores, as ever saying what everyone is thinking: ‘Boris, I would call you a cunt but you haven’t got the depth or the charm’. Love this v much.

Catch MS&tDFW on 13 Dec at the Railway Southend for a Christmas Freak Show with friends T-Bitch, Kristina Stazaker, Sophie Burrows and I, Doris.