“I love Slags. They have songs about shit shags, creeps on the night bus and Janine off Eastenders. They are funny, fantastic and play great garage punk music. And they are stylish too. I wish I was a Slag.”

Slags, plus both of Lorna Tiefholz’s bands Rabies Babies and Mofam, are playing a gig together at the Beehive in Bow (Empson St, E3 3LT) on Friday April 14th 8.30pm-11pm, (bar open later).