Poem by Janine Booth
(referring to this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46435168)

You’ve won the Women’s Ballon d’Or
You dribble, tackle, shoot and score
But do you twerk?

You strike a hard and well-aimed ball
Around a wide defensive wall
But do you twerk?

Top scorer in the Champions League
But one thing fills me with intrigue:
Do you twerk?

I know your sporting skills inspire us
But do you move like Miley Cyrus?
Do you twerk?!

As I present the great award
I don’t know where my sense is stored
It doesn’t work
What a jerk

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